Haha, I don't know if anyone's going to read this, but it's been like a year since I've posted anything (done anything online, really) so I figured I should at least drop in with an update. Because my life is so fantastic, after all. I'm going to college. Oh, college, how I have waited just for you. <3

To start out, I graduated. :D I spoke at graduation, too. Was so nervous I threw up after, but my speech was brilliant. Haha. It evens out.

I've been working. A shitload. Because I need money to go to college, see, so my online time that I have has become cram-in-as-many-harry-and-draco-porn-fics-as-possible-before-I-pass-out-in-bed. But it's summer now. <3 Still working, though. I have two jobs, which is hella good in our crap economy.

I still am writing a bit, but not nearly as much. I've been working on an epic harryxdraco (which is my new couple because there are SO MANY FICS. That makes me happy!), which means I'll write like half of it and then give up. It's 4 and a 1/2 chapters and 15000-ish words. Haha. Yay me?

I've missed you guys bunches, but I really needed to work. College ain't free. Oh, and I got grounded for awhile because I got a C on my Calculus midterm. Damn calculus. I got a C on the final, too. xD

Yep. I'm feeling blah. I don't want to write for Soul Eater. I don't want to write for Shugo Chara. I can't get any of my original stories worked out in my head. But I want to write.

Blaaah.

Dude, i don't even know. Forums are dying and stuff; even though people are there it feels like there's no one to talk too.

But in other news, I'm a fucking SENIOR.

Did you hear that?

S E N I O R.

Meaning that i don't have to do shit. But i will do shit. it's the fact that people don't expect me to do shit that makes me the happiest. Does that make sense at all?

I really miss my RL friends. Fuck. I'm actually kind of looking forward to school. It's because I'm bored. I always get pissy and pessimistic when I'm bored. I just got back from vacation and I'm booored. How do you people stand to be at home all summer without losing your mind? I'd literally explode. Lord have mercy.

Nuki brought up school shopping. God i wanna go school shopping. xD

But on the flip side, being a senior means that i have to start looking at colleges. I know where i want to go to college. It depends on whether or not this other college will give me a full scholarship or not as to where I go. But i really wanna go to the other one. But i have to start applying. Fortunately, i have enough BS "achievements" that make me look like a fantastic genius child. I am no genius child,  i will assure you. It's the fact that I am incredibly good at making people think i am that matters.

 I've been thinking about friend-onlying my lj, but seriously. If anyone I don't know actually has the time to sit around and stalk me, more power to them I guess. I'd spend that time reading fanfiction if I were them, but whatever.

I got new soul eater icons. 8D They make me happy. Thanks to all the people i nabbed them from. <3 I'm planning this awesome black starxdeath the kid fic, by the way. I'm writing it during my seven hour flight. Well, I'm bringing all of Death Note too. So we'll see how much writing gets done. xD;

But I'm leaving at 4:30 AM Saturday for some scuba diving trip. Like 2 weeks, i think? And sister thinks I'm not taking her laptop, hah.

I'm kind of averse to the whole "water" thing. I was certified when I was 12. Five years of this stuff. It's not that I don't like it, it's just that my dad is kind of forceful about it (he means well, but the more he mentions the less I care) and I am kind of scared of water. The whole "scuba-diving" thing--like staying underwater for like an hour without having air around you-- just doesn't really fit me, I suppose.  Scares me shitless sometimes. I like land. It's nice to know and it'll look good on college applications. (which i have already begun to fill out, damn it. I'm old.) I don't know. It's just forced on me too much. But I'm worried that if I say anything, it will seriously hurt my dad. I will not disappoint him, so I do not say anything. I think he knows; my mom and sister both do and they probably tattled. 

You want to know something great? Soul Eater fans like crack pairings. That makes me unbelievably happy. I dance for joy. <3 

God. I also have been having this perpetual massive nosebleed since like monday, and I can't figure out what the hell i did. Mom is like "it's hormones" and I'm like "mom, that's what you always say about anything."

Seriously. Arm hurts? It's cause you're feeling hormonal. Leg broken? Hormones. They'll get you. Watch out.

But anyway, I'm wondering if this yaoi SE porn idea is giving me nosebleeds. And regarding that, I wanted to know how the whole connection between "perverts" and "nosebleeds" originated. (Yes, that's the type of thing i do in my free time. Ask me about strawberries. I read like 6 articles on them the other day. I wanted to know why they were called strawberries. They aren't made of straw.) BUT ANYWAY, it turns out there's not really any connection. 

Some people think Asians have weak nasal membranes so when they get aroused it goes out their nose. I think that's stupid. 

Then others are like "Weeeell, the male character build up blood pressure in his sexual organ so fast that it causes the blood from the brain to drain downwards quickly." So pretty much that they get a hard-on and the blood draining down to it goes out their nose instead. That is better than the first explanation, but still pretty worthless.

So here's my spin on it: I think it's because showing boners in animes/mangas meant for younger kids is just inappropriate (even for the japanese, who are much better about that type of thing than the US. Damn US.) let's face it. they would never show a hard-on unless it was a hentai or ecchi type thing, and guys have to get turned on in little kid shows (pedo pedo), so a nosebleed is some kind of a pathetic excuse for arousal? Whatever. xD 

But back to the problem: I HAVE A MASSIVE NOSEBLEED. It sucks. You'd think it'd just go away, but no. Damn it. And It got on my pillow.

It's kind of ironic because i'm on my period, so it's like blood flow from two ends of my body. Crap that's gross. xD  


Um yes. I'll stop now. <3

Stolen from people. <3

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DUDE DO YOU SEE THAT?! I GET FLAMING AND/OR BADASS UKES. WHEN CAN I CASH IN ON THAT DEAL?!

I have had an excellent day.

Like, a freaking awesome day.

Not even that. Think of the best day you've ever had ever. And multiply that by 1.67.

I slept until like 10. Ate. Played Zelda: Ocarina of Time (which is by far the most amazing video game ever. Except i think i spelled "ocarina" wrong, but you get my drift.) BUT GOD DAMN IT. I gave up because I can't find the damn other key in the forest temple to get to the part where you fight the giant hands for the bow, and I need the bow and arrows to do anything else in the temple. But i hate those hands. They are so freaky. And Sheik is awesome, but Zelda's kind of a wimp. Ganondorf is just a big fat loser. And it took me freaking FOREVER to get Epona. blah. I'm not very good at video games. I give up because I'm always scared of the big final boss. It's because I'm scared to lose. I hate losing.

And then i got a massage. Hot damn those things are great. I feel all mushy. 8D I will be useless all day.

I've had 3 milkshakes in the last past 3 days. And I'm getting another today. :3 Milkshakes are amazing.

And now I'm reading Soul Eater. By god, it has consumed me and I am so happy. So yes, I'd like to publicly announce my fandom switch. It's not really  official or anything, Soul Eater is just better IMO. (no crazed couple fans ftw)

I am planning on writing SteinxSpirit (Maka's Daddy) fics. And Mifune is hot. And god, I love it. xD i can't wait to get home and watch the anime. Sexy sexy sexy. And it's hilarious. <3

So... I'll finish up a few last shugo chara things and switch. that's the main reason i'm announcing it. No more shugo fics from me, unless i just can't resist. I don't know if that LJ challenge will be finished. Maybe if i ever desperately get the need for takuto.

 WHAT THE FUCK. SERIOUSLY. I have not been this irritated in years. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE!?

So I did a few of them. xD

 

And then... 



And then finally, a question meme. What's something obvious about me that you should know but don't? Ask and I'll tell you. <3

Yes. Another LJ challenge sounds like fun. Except this time, it's actually going to be on LJ! OMFG I KNOW. xD I saw this chart and believe you me, i just had to write it. Because it's pervy, like me. It cried out to my soul. So yes, that's why.

Credit to lj community 10_themes for the table! And sorry i'm not posting it there. That community stuff still confuses me. xD;;

You know what? I really love yaoi. I don't even know why. It's just cute. It's like a disease: an extremely contagious and incredibly enjoyable disease. A very addicting disease, indeed.

And if your interested in this, keep checking this post. LJ cuts will take you to stories. <3

Nao 4 Chart 'o P0RNZ!11!!! 8D

             

 

A Meme. Stolen from everyone. xD


 

 Yes. Social Realist. xDD

"Social Realists find it very difficult to cope with conflicts and criticism - harmony is their elixir of life"

I have an elixir of life. 8D Hot damn.

Well, at least the makings of MY perfect bishie character. Leafy's doing this story thing and is like, "Make a bishie!"

And i do believe that is a rather excellent idea, you know? I'm sure you all are just dying to know what i look for in hot male bishies, right? Right.

So let's get started. 

Makings of a incredible Bishie: Personality.

I don't know, I always start with the personalities of my characters first. I think it's easier to create an appearance after you know things about your character. For instance, are they messy? If they are, then a total neat look isn't going to make sense, is it? They aren't going to dress preppy or have perfect hair; they're too lazy. So starting with the personality makes it impossible for weird combinations of characters and appearances to happen. 

OKAY. So my ideal bishie...

1. Is usually totally hell bent on taking over the world.

2. Thinks he is superior to everyone else, and has means to prove it. And he CAN and DOES prove it, if asked. He is unbelievably arrogant but does not understand he is arrogant.

3. Does not  have "people skills". Thinks of people as minions put on earth for his use and his use alone. He does not have friends. He instead has minions with important skills that can benefit him. He does not associate with anyone or do any kind of favor/task/job without there being some sort of benefit for him.

4. Love? There is no time for love, unless having someone in love with him is unbelievably advantageous for him.

5. Is not racist/sexist/ anything like that. All he cares about is people being competant. His biggest pet peeves include: 1. People failing to be competant and 2. People failing to do what they said they would. 

6. Typically, he is an absolute genius.


Personalitly Cont. : Mannerisms

I seperate this from personality but keep it under personality at the same time because mannerisms, while not part of someone's personality, are CAUSED by someone's personality. I don't know why I'm explaining all this. I guess i just feel like it?

My Ideal Bishie:

-Does not smile. He is far too serious for emotions, although he will smirk occasionally.

-Does not like seafood. 

-Sometimes wears glasses because he likes to push them up on his nose when he is saying something he thinks everyone should know, and glares over the top of them when someone says something horribly obvious and stupid. 

-Hates stupid people. Passionately. Wants to purge the world of them desperately.

-Likes things to be in their proper places. Likes everything to be neat. Likes it quiet.

-Typically enjoys giving speeches

-His favorite thing in the whole world? Giving orders.

-Enjoys being told he is smart unless the person telling him he is smart is kissing his ass. He can always tell when people are kissing his ass and he does not like it. He wants to purge the world of ass-kissers.

-Likes people to call him "Sir" or some other formal title, perhaps "Your Majesty" or "Boss" depending on the situation

-Has a huge weakness for BBQ potato chips


Makings of a incredible Bishie: Appearance.

So, now we narrow the field and take into consideration Leafy's few requierements for the character. We must create a specific character using the information above. Knowing this, watch as i come up with some... stuff...

Name: Adrian

Age: 23. And he has had his Ph. D for two years, thank you very much.

Height: 5' 7". No, he's not tall. He's not incredibly buff. But his presense is horribly intimidating. And pity the fool who calls him "short."

Hair Color: Black.  Short. Maybe a few bangs, but not long enough to distract him or get in his line of vision. No hair clips or anything like that, but how ever he wears it is absolutely pristine. Not a single hair is out of place.

Eye Color: Green. That pretty, bright green that always makes you do a double take and demands your attention. They're really, really sexy eyes. But don't tell him he has pretty eyes, that sort of just screams "ass-kisser." He will simply scoff at you and give you some crazy difficult assignment so you have something to do other than stare at his eyes.

Clothes: Suits. Nice, fancy suits. Black suits. Expensive black suits. The shirts under the suit may change color and he may lose the jacket, but the suit is always black. His shoes are always black. If you peeked into his closet, you'd see about 15 suits, all exactly the same, hanging perfectly in a line. Another portion would consist of clean, ironed dress shirts of just about any color. He has three pairs of shoes, all the same. And of course, all black. If asked about his attire, he will deem it "practical" and "suitable for his work environment." Yet during his leisure time he still wears suits, so he doesn't really have an excuse except for the fact he is boring. He wears silk silver boxers because they are sexy. x3


And uh, Etc.

Adrian works because he simply likes to work. It makes him feel productive and it earns him money. And he is very good at being a boss and getting things done, he just isn't good at empathy and understanding his employees. Specifically he works for the Privelege branch because he wants to rid the world of stupid people, and what better job is there for that goal? He also enjoys plotting things because he's just good at it. He's good at everything, and his motivation for wanting to rid the world of what he deems "evil" makes him an absolutely perfect candidate for the job. <3

8D

And that is how i create a bishie.
 

Hm, yes. First i should give you a little life spill. My life really isn't interesting at all. Graduation was today; I was a junior marshal. It was so much fun! And tomorrow my friends and I are all flying to Arizona and spending a whole week there: a totally amazing awesome week. If any one of you is wondering if there are advantages of being older, well, there ARE. And there are some pretty damn good ones.

But it's always sad to see a class graduate. BUT HOLY SHIT. I'M A SENIOR! It makes me really happy. No more craptastic junior year for me!

Yeah. So i did this kink meme. Blue mentioned it and i was like "well, maybe..." And then Ari mentions this one prompt and i am like SOLD. xD;

But then it's anonymous and i'm like... sad. So i decided to post it here too. Why not?

So here we go. It's rated M. Everything i write is M or T. I wonder what that says about me~ (I THINK IT'S THAT I LIKE GUYS HAVING SEX.)

Soooo Stacy went shopping for Shugo Chara vol. 4.

And maybe she also bought 1 through 7 of Death Note because she read one and two in the stores and was simply in love with the plot.

...

HOLYSHIZWHYISTHATSERIESSOAWESOMEANDIJUSTFOUNDITNOWRIGHTBEFOREFINALS!?

For serious. Light can kill me. He is hot. xD (AND ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T PAIRED ANYONE YET. BE PROUD)

So if you need me, don't. 8D I am reading. <3

Alright. Um, so i figured i should start using this. And as much as i love 8059 and the banner blue made, i'm mostly going to be using this for shugo chara, hence the change in banners. it was made by Ari and i find it super sexy. xD <3

I also got lots of icons from her. 8DD


Righto. So what will i use this livejournal thing for?

most of my stories go on ff.net, but if i ever feel like rambling about ideas i'll never get too, i guess they'll end up on here. or something. I'll decide later. Yes. this can be my crap-dump-random LJ. xD

Time to really practice, though. This LJ cut business is probably important to someone who writes as much crap as i do. xD

<3<3 ILU, dear.